BY SAM GREISMAN
To celebrate the release of the latest version of the Superman saga, Man of Steel, we offer up 18 sexy arguments why Henry Cavill is the sexiest Clark Kent of them all.
Happy ogling, AFTER THE JUMP…
And in case you haven't seen the trailer yet, check out the latest version here.
Because he totally has that "million miles away stare" down pat…
Because he cleans up REAL good…
Because he does the heavy lifting…
Because he knows how to rock the "casual Sunday" look…
Because he can work a Medieval hairstyle like no one else…
Because he's not concerned about the elements…
Because he makes crucifixion, or whatever is happening here, look very appealing…
Because you can pretend he's not wearing any pants in this pic…
Because he can plunge his sword into me anytime…
Because ditto with his spear…
Because not even G-forces affect that beautiful mug…
Because his cleavage is furrier than everyone else's…
Because he even makes the grisled laundry hanger look work…
Because even chain mail can't hide what he's working with underneath…
Because he can wear the HELL out of a white shirt…
Because even when he looks worried he's still somehow commanding…
Some things don't require an explanation…
