Bryan Hawn, YouTube’s premier pop music cover artist butt model (last seen here dueting with Reese Rideout on their Chainsmokers-Coldplay cover), presents a rewritten cover of Luis Fonsi’s massive worldwide hit “Despacito”.
Hawn’s self-mockery is turned up to blast, and turns out some lyrics that head into Weird Al territory:
Despacito,
Can I respirate the culo despacito
I might even offer you my bag of fritos
Like a tornado ripping off your speedo
Despacito,
Can I paint nude art of you please despacito
Frame and then parade it through to all the people
Cause that ass is definitely a masterpiece, oh
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