The four Roman Catholic Bishops of Boston want to stop the “gravely immoral” practice of placing adoptions with gay couples. The deflowering of young choirboys, however, will continue.

Matt Lucas, creator of UK hit Little Britain, to play Alfred Hitchock in upcoming film to co-star Ewan McGregor.

Page Six: Gay Mafia corners Mike Ovitz at West Village eatery. “On either side of the Ovitz table there were two gay male couples in their late 30s. One was an accomplished screenwriter…as the guy’s returning from the bathroom, he sashays past the Ovitz table and sticks out his two index fingers like he’s pointing two guns at Mike and says, ‘Bang! Bang! You’re surrounded!’ There was a second or two of uncomfortable silence before Ovitz let out a huge belly laugh. Everyone around his table knew exactly what the guy was referring to, and started laughing along with him. It was surreal.”

Will & Grace producers have reportedly asked Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger to appear on the show and reenact their Brokeback kiss. “Sources tell American magazine In Touch the actors are interested, but will only agree to appear after the Oscar ceremony, because they don’t want to hurt the film’s chances of winning any awards.”

ADDENDUM: Regarding my earlier post about Heath Ledger’s press conference at the Berlin Film Festival in which Heath remarked about George Clooney in Syriana, I misinterpreted my source and stand corrected. Ledger was simply praising Clooney, not suggesting that he was any more deserving than anyone else of an award. Towleroad recently received a statement directly from Ledger via Focus Features: “They missed my point. The whole concept of competition is just surreal…I honestly think that everyone should walk away with an award.”